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Apocalypse Camping Combat Hunting Knives Tools

Killer Shovel

The serial killers best friend, do the deed and bury the evidence with versatile tool. Capable of cutting down a tree or a swarm of zombies. The zune camping shovel can even dig a hole. Perfect for snowmobilers, hikers, and psychopaths.

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Apocalypse Camping Combat Hunting Knives Tools

Throwing Tomahawk

Sharp enough to shave with, beautiful enough to sleep with. This tomahawk is a woodsman’s wet dream. You’ll want to chop some shit up.

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Camping Hunting Tools

Pocket Chainsaw

If a fallen tree blocks your path what are you gonna do boy? What are you gonna do? If you’re a savage you’re gonna whip a chainsaw out of your pocket and turn that log into firewood.

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3 Flame Cigar Lighter

What kind of pussy uses a single flame lighter. If your gonna blaze up do it in style with this 3 flame butane lighter. Rumor has it this what Bill Clinton uses to light a damp cigar.

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Leatherman Tread Tempo Multi Tool Watch

This savage wee beast combines a swiss watch with an american multi tool. The timepiece is a top quality swiss mechanism, while the stainless steel strap is actually an awesome multi tool with a bottle opener, as well as a cutter and series of screwdrivers. Best of all you can take it on a plane.