It’ll throw the speedball by you, make you look like a fool. The Hack Attack is a commercial quality pitching machine. It’ll fire that ball in at over 100mph. It’ll also throw curveballs, and pretty much anything else you want. There’s a conversion kit available to make it throw softballs as well if you have a daughter.
Category: Little Savages
Gadgets for Savage Kids
If you want to raise a true savage you need to show them the way, right from the beginning. Get your kids off to a great start with these savage gifts and gadgets.
Home Wrestling Mat
If your home doesn’t have a wrestling mat is it really even a home? Whether your, wrestling the wife, the kids, or a “special friend”, this is the perfect mat. Made in the USA by Resilite if offers all the protection you’ll need even from the hardest of slams. 10′ x 10′ It’s big enough for two adults to roll around on. Get pinned in your own home.
70 mph RC Car
Great for really young savages wanting to start out with their first RC Car. The E-Revo from Traxxas tops out at a sedate 70 miles per hour. Weighing 11.2 pounds it’ll hit an ankle with around 60 x the hitting power of a round from a Glock 19.
All My Friends Are Dead
Want to raise a savage? It starts with a quality education. Teach your little savage to read with this fantastic picture book. You’ll laugh, they’ll cry.