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Hat Knife

Is it a hat, is it a knife? It’s fucking both. Never be without a knife when you’re feeling stabby again. The Bill Blade is a kit that quickly ruins your favorite hat by attaching a knife to it. The perfect gift for the pirate who has everything.

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Throwing Knives

Perfect for pirates and ninjas alike. These superbly balanced blades make a great present for young children ,as the have extra sharp edges and are absolutely lethal.

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Killer Shovel

The serial killers best friend, do the deed and bury the evidence with versatile tool. Capable of cutting down a tree or a swarm of zombies. The zune camping shovel can even dig a hole. Perfect for snowmobilers, hikers, and psychopaths.

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Throwing Tomahawk

Sharp enough to shave with, beautiful enough to sleep with. This tomahawk is a woodsman’s wet dream. You’ll want to chop some shit up.

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Smith & Wesson Bayonet

If your AR15 isn’t sporting a bayonet you may just be a giant pussy. When the call comes to fix bayonets and charge don’t be the only prepper in your militia that has to duct tape a swiss army knife to his barrel. Make sure you’ve got a big ass bayonet. This one has a staberiffic 7.8 inch blade.