Row till you throw and then row some more. Perfect for building ridiculous cardio and full body strength. This machine is the devil itself and it can take you to hell and back. If you’re a pussy you can just row gently for fitness. But this is the machine used for world indoor rowing records. If you can do 2000m in under 6 minutes you are a beast.
It’ll throw the speedball by you, make you look like a fool. The Hack Attack is a commercial quality pitching machine. It’ll fire that ball in at over 100mph. It’ll also throw curveballs, and pretty much anything else you want. There’s a conversion kit available to make it throw softballs as well if you have a daughter.
When you’re too tough for a normal treadmill, the Air Runner is what you need. As Roe Rogan loves to remind people it’s 30% harder than a regular treadmill. This thing gives a savage workout, builds strong legs, and serious cardio. Get tired at home so you don’t get tired in a fight.
Build the functional strength you need for grappling with this monster kettlebell. The handle’s big enough for even the largest hands to hold it double handed. Clean it, press it, and swing it till you’re as strong as an ox.
The ultimate Tactical Watch. Built to military standards, with solar power to extend battery life. A kill switch in case you’re captured. Jumpmaster mode, waypoint protection. It even tells the time.
Lose some weight fatty. Or just become a cardio machine. It doesn’t matter if your training for a fight or just training to look tight. This is the ultimate air bike for a truly savage workout.
When you’re tired of having a tiny pencil neck, and looking like an orange on a toothpick, then this is the device for you. Build a solid neck in a reasonably amount of time without compressing your neck.