Camping Climbing Shoes

Claws for Your Feet

Ok so they’re called crapons, but really they ARE literally claws for your feet. Whether you’re climbing for fun, or need to take the high ground, these Lynx Crampons from Petzl are just what you need. Never, ever wear them in a waterbed.

Apocalypse Burglary Climbing

Grappling Hook

What kind of pussy doesn’t own a grappling hook? When the police are defunded and LA’s homeless take over piracy may well become a perfectly valid carrier choice. And you’ll be glad you already have a grappling hook. Also great for scaling compound walls.